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Dear Jesse,
You stupid bastard . ... you cheated on Sandra Bullock! How in the world can you be so stupid?
You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive. But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now considered "America's Sweetheart", just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's Mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of sh*t that you are ... Thank You! You really helped to take the heat off of me.
Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.
Tiger
You stupid bastard . ... you cheated on Sandra Bullock! How in the world can you be so stupid?
You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive. But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now considered "America's Sweetheart", just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's Mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of sh*t that you are ... Thank You! You really helped to take the heat off of me.
Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.
Tiger
A Homeless Man's Funeral
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
He had no family or friends, so the service was to be
at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost
and, being a typical male, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy
had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were
eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the
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Grandmas don't know everything!
Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's calledsexual intercourse.'
'Oh,' Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't
called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
SI NOE HUBIESE SIDO PUERTORRIQUE and Nt
Esta hubiera sido la historia, viviendo en nuestros tiempos:
El Señor le habló a Noé y le dijo:
-"Dentro de 6 meses haré llover cuarenta días y cuarenta noches, hasta que toda la tierra sea cubierta de agua y toda la gente
mala sea destruida.
Pero quiero salvar a los buenos y a dos criaturas de cada clase viviente en el planeta.
Te ordeno construir un arca."
Y entre rayos y centellas le dio las instrucciones de lo que debía hacer, mientras tembloroso Noé sólo atinaba a decir:
Anda pa'l cará, ¡¡dentro de 6 meses comenzará a llover!!"
Y aclaró el Señor
"Má
!Un Puertorriqueno a la vez!
Pensemos un ratito solamente
¡Un Puertorriqueño a la vez!
Por: Enrique Burgos
Así como hay personas pobres y personas ricas, también
hay países pobres y países ricos
La diferencia entre los países pobres y los países ricos
no es la antigüedad del país. Lo demuestran casos de
países como India y Egipto, que tienen miles de años de
antigüedad y son pobres. En cambio, Australia y Nueva Zelanda,
que hace poco más de 150 años eran casi desconocidos son
hoy, sin embargo, países desarrollados.
Por otro lado, tenemos una Suiza sin océano, pero que
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That is so bad lol...cheating bastards....should be shot!!!!